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Monday, August 4, 2008

(Before reading this entry, picture a prime minister standing on the platform talking)

Prime Joker's Teachers' Day Rally 2008

Good evening to my fellow foursazers. The topic we are going to be focusing on this
year is education. Without education, there is no future for Singapore. Who do we have
to thank for our education? It's a 7-letter word starting with T. That is correct, Jun Rong.
We are talking about teachers. This year's teachers' day, we are planning a grand event of
epic proportions. We will be singing a song for the teachers. I don't know what song it is
though, ask Widad. I think its the song from Shrek 2. Anyway, we will be singing that song.
Other than that, we will also be presenting some presents to our beloved teachers. Which do not
include Mrs Nair, Ms Rabiah, Mr Quek and Mr Pek. Other than that, please chip in some of your
pocket money to the class fund so we can buy our beloved teachers some presents.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way. The easy way is just to give $2 to Siti Nadia and
we can all get on with our lives happily. The hard way is Xu Lei will sit on you as you give
Siti Nadia $2 and we get on with our lives. I will get on with mine happier but you may not
feel the same way after that. Anyway, teachers' day is coming soon. For those who lack class
spirit and give their own presents to the teachers, Naufal will set wild pigeons on you. You have been warned. That is the end of the speech. Thank you for your time and I wish you all a happy and eventful National Day.
(I was just crapping. The most eventful thing that could happen on National Day is seeing the performers fall down on stage or something.)

Teachers' Day High Council Members:
1. Soleha - In charge of planning and combat strategy
2. Widad - In charge of music and lyrics-writing
3. Amirul - In charge of funny factor and other nonsensical stuff
4. Khairul - In charge of something. I don't know what.
5. Jia Ji - In charge of buying the food for council members
6. Hasif - In charge of ice-breaker games

If you have any queries or suggestions for Teachers' Day, find 1.
If you play any music instruments and wish to help out, find 2.
If you want to challenge our comedian, find 3.
If you want to replace Khairul, find 4. (just kidding)
If you want to order any special meal e.g. fillet-o-fish without the fish fillet, find 5.
If you want to play ice-breaker games, find 6.

If none of our operators are available, please find again 5 minutes later. Your opinions
and concerns are valuable to us. Thank you and have a nice day.

spoken like a true fourSAZER